How Tory Are You? Take this short quiz and find out!

Pride's Purge


Worried you might be just a little bit Tory?

Worry no more!

Take this 14 question quiz and find out your own Toryness – the higher your percentage, the more Tory you are!



0% – 40%:
You are in no way a Tory. You probably still think unemployment is caused by a lack of jobs and not by unfettered hordes of asylum-seeking lesbians and scrounging single mothers flooding into the country from JohnnyForeignerLand.

You’re halfway there, but you could still do better. You need to think more about the DIRE consequences of allowing the unemployed to waste their money on unnecessary luxuries like food. It’s all very well feeling sorry for the people next door who need to feed their starving children but dear God WHAT ABOUT THE HOUSE PRICES?

Above 70%:
Well done! You’re as Tory as the product of a G&T-fuelled act of copulation between Nigel Farage and Katie Hopkins. You were probably born on Remembrance Day…

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