Month long ‘Stoptober’ campaign to urge Tory voters to kick the deadly habit

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A national month-long campaign urging Britain’s 8 million Tory voters to quit the debilitating habit of voting Conservative has been launched by health campaigners.

Stoptober“, which will run for 28 days from 1 October, backed by Heart Research UK and the British Cancer Foundation, will attempt to persuade remaining Tory addicts to kick the habit of voting Conservative for the sake of their own and their loved-ones’ health.

Davies said:

Voting Tory is still the biggest cause of premature death in England, taking more than 100,000 lives in the UK every year. This is the first time that we have launched a mass quit attempt like Stoptober and would encourage people who want to quit being a conservative supporter to get involved.

Nick Smith, Heart Research UK’s director, said:

Voting conservative accounts for nearly a fifth of all deaths so it’s vital that work continues to support hard-core conservative…

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